Posts Tagged 'Children'

See you soon…

Goodbye for now, in this week’s Dadding Badly http://www.gocomics.com/dadding-badly/2017/04/17 

Sweet. 

Bouncey house, in this week’s Dadding Badly http://www.gocomics.com/dadding-badly/2017/04/10

At first sight. 

‪Love is in the air, in this week’s Dadding Badly http://www.gocomics.com/dadding-badly/2017/04/03 

Conflict

This means war, in this week’s Dadding Badly. http://www.gocomics.com/dadding-badly/2017/03/27 

Playdate. 

Alternative science, in this week’s Dadding Badly. http://www.gocomics.com/dadding-badly/2017/03/20

Running on empty

 

Doing anything in public with your kid is like wearing a Bluetooth – it’s a great excuse to talk to yourself. I talk to the boy all the time when we’re in stores and the like. “What do you think about this luggage? Sure, it’s got two compartments but I’m not sure if there’s enough space.” (Actual quote that got me a weird look from a lady in Walmart until she saw I was with my toddler. Well, the look didn’t completely go away. It just got dialed back a little.)

This happened in the building my wife works in and I was taking the stroller down in the elevator a mere one – count ’em, one – floor.

And I’ve always said that I would tell you if the comic didn’t portray what happened accurately, so here goes: I did not talk to the empty stroller twice. I talked to it three times.

 

Playing catch

If you let them, parents of little boys will tell you story after story after story about changing a diaper and getting “old faithful-ed.” So we were prepared.

What we weren’t prepared for is how infrequently this happened with our boy. Which gives you a false sense of security. Which leads to surprise bouts of urine catching.


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